Thursday, May 17, 2007

David Stern Rapes Lady Justice, Hurricane Horowitz Gets Aroused



As a law student, I have a couple of questions for David Stern. First, if he was a northern judge during slavery, would he have enforced fugitive slave laws (which made it mandatory to return slaves which escaped)? Second, in the landmark case of Lawrence v. Texas, which made laws against homosexual sex illegal, would David Stern have upheld these discriminatory laws simply because they were upheld in the past? Obviously these situations have a larger ethical dimension than the current Sun v. Spurs controversy, but the point of course is that a rigid application of the law is not necessarily desirable.

The absurd suspensions stemming from game 4 should not be a surprise to anyone. Stern went to a top American law school, and a central principle of law in the US is the notion of stare decisis; this is the idea of extreme deference to past decisions. Whether stare decisis is good or bad, it is a part of the judicial decision making tradition Stern grew up in. Having said this, American law also allows for various interpretative tools that create flexibility in this rigid system. The landscape of law is littered with examples of judges not directly overruling a decision but reinterpreting the facts and the rules in ways that leave previous decisions in tact while allowing for the present situation to be answered in a more just manner. Stern’s flaw was his refusal to implement these techniques.

Several arguments could have been made to keep the rule while at the same time allowing for a just outcome. First, as Woody Page said on Around the Horn, neither Stoudemire nor Diaw went further than the coach’s line on the floor (the area denoting how far the coach can go without receiving a technical). There is no reason, other than an adherence to an outdated interpretation of what is considered leaving the bench, that Stern could not have said that when a fight breaks out above the coaches line, and a player does not cross the coaches line, they are not too far away from the bench. Furthermore, the rules only apply when an altercation has occurred; why not require two or more people to be thrown out of the game for fighting in order to have an altercation? It takes two to tango, and only Big Shot Bob was ejected; it is not much of an altercation when only one person is kicked out of the game. There are more arguments to be made, but what should be obvious is that Stern might have to adhere to the rule, but he does not have to adhere to his past personal interpretations of the rule.

David Stern could make several counter arguments to support his actions. His best argument might be that if you really want to kill a rule, enforce it strictly with ludicrous outcomes, and force the owners to change it; interpreting a rule with flexibility would solve the current situation, but it would also give the owners a false sense of security that the law is adequate. The result would be that the door is left open for more difficult situations down the road. Although there is strong support for David Stern’s actions, the end product will probably be the spurs versus jazz in a series that should be less exciting than last years world series (if that is possible). There is a silver lining here for you hockey fans; I for one would rather watch woman’s hockey than the Jazz/Spurs, so maybe this series will be unappealing enough that the cup finals will get a boost in the state side television ratings.

(note-- it is entirely possilbe that none of this matters. The NBA is obviously fixed and therefore if NBA wants the Suns to win, they will win anyway)

New Blogger! Hurricane Horowitz!

Let me introduce a new blogger... Fresh off his first year at law school in NYC, Hurricane Horowitz will provide insight on legal issues relating to sports as well as his slant on the New York scene (namely the Mets).

Welcome Hurricane!

Blue Jays Bruise Baltimore in Birdy-Battle, Bolster Belief In Bounce-Back...


I couldn't resist.

After one late-inning comeback and two outstanding pitching performances, the Jays have some momentum going into a potentially tough 10 game road swing. Winners of 5 of their last 6 games, our boys are finally starting to display the scrappiness die-hard fans expect from this team. Ryan Roberts made his first splash last night with a sensational catch against the left field wall in the top of the 2nd. Troy Glaus continues to play through evident pain, coming through with timely hitting and crucially perceptive base-running. A.J. appears to be settling into a groove and some of the spark that has been missing from the squad in general is beginning to burn once again. And speaking of sparks...

Rookie pitcher (and former Devil Rays bat-boy) Jesse Litsch set Lil' Rodge ablaze Tuesday night with a sizzling gem of an outing, pitching one out shy of a complete game. With a decent sized crowd (Thanks, $2 Tuesdays) behind him from the early going, and the element of surprise on his side, Litsch (pictured above) shook off a first-inning Oriole run and delivered with an evening of superb and gutsy pitching. This ranks right up at the top of my list for most entertaining games attended this season and, although I would like to have seen more run support for Litsch and Burnett, one-run finishes are always thrilling and it's good to see the team rallying back and putting some victories together.

Let's hope the W's keep piling up as we head into South Philly for the first inter-league games of the year. The Phils are in the zone right now as well, taking 3 in a row from the red hot Brew-Crew. An important off-day will give the Jays some time to rest and focus on the 17 straight games on the horizon. One series at a time. We're gettin' back on track...

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

One Sweep Completed, One Sweep Stopped

It's with mixed emotions I tell you that the Buffalo Sabres beat the Ottawa Senators earlier this evening. While there's a small part of me that believes in miracles the rest of me just wishes this series was over.
Sabres still didn't look great but Emery let in two fairly soft goals whereas Miller was fantastic.
Kalinin was nailed to the bench for most of the game. I think it's time they dress Nathan Paetsch and give Dmitri a rest. Zubrus left the game with an injury, look for Drew Stafford to in the line-up on Saturday if Dainius is still hurt.

Meanwhile at Lil' Rodge, the Burner laid the smackdown on the Orioles as the Jays completed a nice little sweep. Only caught bits of this game, but it's certainly nice to see AJ doing well. I'd love to see the Jays bats come alive though.

Link(s) o' the Day

A few great links for today.

First! The Simmons Podcast on ESPN.com
This week's guest, my personal hero...ADAM CAROLLA
Eye of the Sports Guy Click on the link to the right.

Second! A nice sports media article by William Houston at the Globe and Mail sent to me by Paul. First topic, my personal enemy...PIERRE MCGUIRE
Up close, but not too personal

Third! Ben sent me a New York times article about the late Dan Snyder's family. Parents of Dan Snyder Forgive but Can't Forget
Of course, I think Heatley should be in prison not playing in tonight's game, but it's nice that the Snyder family can forgive him for his act of vehicular homicide.

*Insert "Jesse's Girl" Reference Here*


What a night last night! Other than Roy Halladay's 10-inning complete game, that was the most fun DWS and I had at Lil' Rodge all year.

As I'm sure you all know by now, Jesse Litsch made his debut last night and pitched a real beauty. He went an astounding 8.2 innings with one strikeout and about 50 shattered bats (really, I can't remember ever seeing that many broken bats in a game).

After Accardo closed out the ninth we stuck around for a bit to watch the classic shaving cream pie-in-the-face routine perpetrated by Wells and Burnett on both Litsch and his father. Good times!

I'm skipping tonight's game to watch the Sabres hopefully get put out of their misery.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Week Ahead

Trying to re-live the horrors of the Drive of Shame: Part Deux was just too painful. I had to skip it.

Tuesday
Tonight at Lil' Rodge call-up Jesse Litsch (5-1, 0.96 ERA in New Hampshire) takes on Daniel Cabrera (3-3). Things are starting to come together again for the Blue Jays, even after the crushing loss on Sunday to the Devil Rays.

Later this evening the Western Conference Final shifts to hockey-crazed Orange County, California. The Anaheim (Don't Call Us Mighty) Ducks try to take a 2-1 series lead against the Detroit Red Wings. Who would have predicted that this was going to be the more exciting of the two conference finals?

Wednesday
Back at Lil' Rodge, the Burner (3-3) goes up against southpaw Brian Burres (1-1). Hopefully the Jays can finish with a win before they go on the road to face Philadelphia, Baltimore and Minnesota.

Also tonight, the Sabres and Senators face-off in the nation's capital...well in Kanata, not really the nation's capital, more like the nation's large parking lot.
I could run my mouth about this series for hours, but as I said before, it's too painful. I won't use the old addage that "the Sens didn't beat the Sabres, the Sabres beat themselves", but in all honesty I haven't seen Buffalo play this poorly since before the lock-out. The Senators are playing almost flawless hockey, so Kudos to them. (Shhh That was just a ploy to Jinx Ottawa. Buffalo is playing a great game of Rope-A-Dope and is about to rattle off four wins in a row)

Thursday
The Jays have the day off (travel day) before the aforementioned week and a half long road trip.

If you subscribe to MLB Extra Innings and are home at noon, check out the Indians vs the Twins as Johan Santana (4-3) battles Fausto C. Carmona (4-1). Two great pitchers, two great names.

If Chicago and Golden State found a way to prolong their series on Tuesday then you can check out those games on whatever network happens to be simulcasting TNT.

Friday
The Jays take on the Phillies in another boring interleauge series that no one cares about. MLB.com is reporting that McGowan will get the start, but that can't be correct.

NEW FEATURE - CAPTION CONTEST (In the comments section, please provide a hilarious caption for this photo)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

GIBBONS! NO!

Okay, Gibbons just pulled Marcum in the middle of a no-hitter.
I know about the pitch limit and all that...but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
I'm not saying I expected Shawny-boy to keep it going much longer, but give the kid a chance. Let the fans have something to cheer about.

Stay tuned for a posting about DRIVE OF SHAME PART DEUX